I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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