I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
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