Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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