Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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