I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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