This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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