Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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