ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
dude. I can hear the air.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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