I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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