Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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