THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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