Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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