Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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