she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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