My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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