hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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