Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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