I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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