I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Randomize
