Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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