so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
this just has baby written all over it
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I would fuck him just for his dog
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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