Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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