I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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