I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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