that's an acceptable place to lick
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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