come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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