3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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