That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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