Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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