I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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