If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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