two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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