Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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