if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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