Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
i now understand why vodka
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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