People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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