Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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