only if we run a train.
done.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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