what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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