one two three fourrrrnication!
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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