Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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