If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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