i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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