i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
These tits shall not be calmed
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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