My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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