I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
oh god the rape fog is back!
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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