Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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