Got a toothbrush?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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