you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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