I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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